Alerts to Threats in 2015 Europe from John Cleese!

Remember John Cleese? he’s funny! Here’s a foto of him to remind you. I have to admit he still looks good! No puffed lips job, no eyes lift and jaws lifts, that give him that permanent surprise look! Of course he looks older, but still handsome and above all natural. And what more he still has a sense of humor! Screen Shot 2015-09-13 at 18.31.52

I am sharing this article posted on my private Facebook versus my professional Facebook page. Posted by Raja Choudry who shared Bernadette Bunge’s photo. So now that I have given the credit to where its due I shall copy the article here below for you to read. It’s brilliant.

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ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2015 EUROPE From JOHN CLEESE

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country’s military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be right, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor and tall person

And as a final thought – Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.

Life is too short…

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Read it again and laugh some more! With all that’s going on in the world around us we have to laugh a little so we can un-tense a little!

Perhaps you’d like to follow me on twitter and on my professional Facebook.  Also my old blog since 2006 which is continuing with a new name www.zyenablog.com which you might like to visit and follow, to read about more serious stuff i.e. self development, consciousness expansion, spirituality. Zyena is Eagle in Sanskrit.

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